{"id":738,"date":"2016-06-04T18:55:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-04T16:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/?p=738"},"modified":"2016-06-04T18:55:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-04T16:55:08","slug":"skurrile-sprueche-teil-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/2016\/06\/04\/skurrile-sprueche-teil-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Skurrile Spr\u00fcche Teil 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich f\u00fchre Nobby durch die Stadt. Taxifahrer schreit \u00fcber den Platz: &#8222;Des Pferd hot gsogt: De Frau braucht Auslauf und Bewegung.!&#8220;<br \/>\nBauer vom Traktor: &#8222;Ah, Westernsattel!&#8220; Ich: &#8222;Gut erkannt, Westernsattel!&#8220; Bauer vom Traktor &#8222;Ah, keine Hufeisen!&#8220; Ich: &#8222;Gut erkannt, keine Hufeisen!&#8220;<br \/>\nAlter Mann mit Frau &#8211; &#8222;Hahaha: ist das ein Ziehpferd oder ein Reitpferd? &#8211; Hahahaha&#8220; ( Er war der einzige, der gelacht hat)<br \/>\nJunge Familie mit Kind. Die Muddi zu ihrem kleinen Bub &#8222;Schau, die Frau ist zu schwer f\u00fcr das Pferd!&#8220;<br \/>\nJunge M\u00e4nner stehen am Schuppen, Nobby hat die Regendecke drauf: &#8222;Ey, der Gaul ist aber schwer bepackt, schmuggelt ihr zwei Fl\u00fcchtlinge \u00fcber die Grenz? &#8220; Ich: &#8222;Ja, wir sind Schlepper &#8220;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?resize=584%2C779&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"779\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?w=974&amp;ssl=1 974w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?resize=768%2C1025&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.leben-atmen.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/7\/files\/2016\/06\/a73691aa71175bae9c505bccc4ecb2b7.jpg?resize=767%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich f\u00fchre Nobby durch die Stadt. Taxifahrer schreit \u00fcber den Platz: &#8222;Des Pferd hot gsogt: De Frau braucht Auslauf und Bewegung.!&#8220; Bauer vom Traktor: &#8222;Ah, Westernsattel!&#8220; Ich: &#8222;Gut erkannt, Westernsattel!&#8220; Bauer vom Traktor &#8222;Ah, keine Hufeisen!&#8220; Ich: &#8222;Gut erkannt, keine &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/2016\/06\/04\/skurrile-sprueche-teil-2\/\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leben-atmen.com\/nobby\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}